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Since 24/08/06 ................... Person/People here right now!

I finally decided that here's where I belong!
And its been WAYYYYY tooooo long I say!

So anyways, this post has been in my head for far too long now and even as I type I am not taking a moment to rethink or type cause I think I've been waiting for this chance to let it all out.

I would love to name my post title as : 'Is he one of them?'

So yeh, coming from the minority group of race in Singapore, I feel as if we have probably brought drama to a whole new level.
I used to ask my good friend Juen(A Chineseeeeeee girl, lol), to equate Indians.
And she often would tell me, 'Walan, so easy Indians = Drama', well well!
And not forgetting the fact that she surrounded herself with me and all my other friends for a good 4-5 years she understood us very well.

So coming back, I would like to give a heads up to everyone who reads this, guys or girls, Indians or Not.
But what the hell do some Indian guys think when they have a GF, I really wonder.

Like seriously.
This is what love means to them (From the typical Indian guy's point of view)
:

I am going go for the nicest and/or prettiest girl I can lay my eyes on, and it would be better if she doesn't have any bad habits because I have enough to split it on both our sheets.

I am going to control her so much because I need to show her that I can be her father/mother/brother/sister all at one time. But truth being I don't even know how to be a man.

And by controlling, I am going to make sure that she knows that she is not allowed to wear sleeveless unless with me (Because the slightest reveal of her arm makes him insecure, you stupid insecured bastard).

And she can't wear make up without my permission (BECAUSE MAKE UP MAKES HER LOOK PRETTIER AND I CAN'T HAVE PRETTY GIRLS AS MY GF BECAUSE I KNOW I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH NEXT TO HER).

She can't have any friends from the opposite sex because I'm so scared she might just fall in love with everyone because I'm such a bastard I can only imagine what kind of girl I deserve(Because you have probably tried and hit on your female friends).

She can't hug any more guys including her brothers/cousins/good friends because the thought of someone else touching her kills me inside and I might just die with the pain but I can hug any girls because my fucking heart is clean and green and has always been (SCREW YOU!).

She needs to be home by a curfew set by YOU because YOU ACTUALLY CARE, like WTF, you think you do a better job than the girls parents? And if you think you do a better job than her parents then it defines the type of girl you're with. But if she's already too good and you limit her to your curfews then, the issue doesn't lie with her or her parents but you.
Like seriously, you just cant accept the fact that she can have fun without you, thats all!!

She needs to sms/call me every damned 30 mins/ an hour if she's out with her family/friends, because I need to know if she's in danger(more like you need to know if she's having too much of fun without you), buttttttt!!! If I'm out with my family/friends, she can't disturb me because as guys we have to have our time(fuck you, because if your gf is in real danger and you're far away from her you would ask her to deal with it by her parents/friends' help) and girls don't.

She needs to tell the whole world via Facebook that she's in a relationship, because essentially I just wana warn everyone she's attached through her and I'm not man enough to tell guys who try and hit on her myself and also not that I'm proud of her but because I honestly don't know how to treat a girl but I'm gona try my level best and pretend I do AND listing her as my gf is one step to pretending.

She can't go club without me because when she was given birth , her mum and dad wrote an oath that their daughter will not club with anyone but her boyfriend.
But truth being, you just can't accept that and be mature, that, anyone can go to the club and dance and go home because you have been the kinda guy who would approach girls and try and ask them for a drink or dance and you're scared that your gf is going to be in the same situation, and also you're scared that she might cheat you(even if she will never) because you have cheated on her.

She can't drink alcohol because she doesn't know her limits and even if she does you're not keen because you know the wreck or chaos you have created when you get drunk.(This one also I can accept la to a certain extent.)

She needs to surrender her phone to you each time you meet her so that you can read all her smses and see her dialled/received calls because you wanna know whats happening in her life atleast through this manner, but no asshole, you're just scared that she might meet more beautiful people in her life and leave you cause you've been such a dirtbag all these while.

She needs to prioritise you before her own parents but you're always gona put up that drama that its your mum/family/brothers before her, but when things go downhill you always only go to her because you know that she's probably the truest thing to you besides your parents.

She can't miss any calls of yours because that means that SHE'S CHEATING ON YOU, and not that she really got busy. But its okay if you miss all her damn calls while you're doing your own shit cause she's supposed to understand.

And should you be less educated then you try and demotivate her because you're so afraid of what the society might say about when you don't even believe in yourself, let alone believe in your girlfriend.

And if you were to have a problem with her, she should not in anyways go on about in her plans with her family or friends, because she's supposed to be all sad and so its not RIGHT to be happy.
But its okay if I do it, because I'm a man, I can't show my real emotions to my friends, so while I go out and have fun she can't but actually I'm really sad we fight.
I am so sad that I really can't help but smile and laugh with my friends, but still I'm sad that I have a problem.
MIDDLE FINGER TO THAT TOO!!!!

And if the girl wants to put an end to all these, then I'm gona tie her down by just scaring her la, like not threatening know, just scaring only. Like so much of difference between scaring her and threatening her. (=.=)
But I'm gona threaten her to do something to myself cause I got no balls or words to help express how much I love her.
And if that doesn't work, then I'm going to threaten to tell her mum or dad about how close I've been with her, cause we're Indians and so if I talk about our physical closeness then she has no choice but to stay with me. And it does not matter if she's staying with me because of the threat la, but what matters is I can't have no gf, I got an image to keep up with what, I'm Tom Cruise what.
But actually I love her la.
Like wow, I really do.

And if I lay my hands on her when she makes me angry, she's not supposed to tell this to anyone la because I have a solid reason for doing so(but truth being her brothers/father might just kill you for doing so) and she shouldn't cast the bad light on me, because she did something wrong so I had to lay my hands on her.
And also, laying hands is such a gentleman behaviour so I'm gona keep it up with her.
But after that I'm gona tell her that I did that cause I cared too much about her.
Because you hurt someone physically when you love them the most.
Thats why child abusers gets arrested, because the jail is the house of love what.

And also, every night when she's gona be out she better make sure she remembers she's attached, but if I'm out with my guys its okay for me to hit on other girls because what she doesn't know doesnt hurt. But should she know about it then I'm gona convince(lie) to her that I would never do such a thing to her.

And should I miss my ex girlfriend, I'm gona meet her and talk to discreetly behind my girlfriend's back because if I'm gona be direct about it, it will hurt her.
But doing all these without her knowledge won't. (STUPID ASS! I think that I would respect a man should he tell me openly that he's gona be talking to his ex more that someone who does this shit.)
But say if she talks to her ex bf, thats it, I'M GONA KILL HER FIRST then kill him.
BECAUSE I LOVE HER! =.=

And I'm gona use all my knowledge on vulgarities when she fights with me and she's not allowed to retaliate with any because I'm a man, and I'm the one with a pride and she shouldn't behave such.
But truth is bastard, you don't have much in your language command to express what you're feeling, and should the girl use vulgarities on you, its only going to be words that best describes you. And deep down you know that every vulgarity that comes from her is probably gona be what you are, and you cannot accept it.

And honestly, this is nothing personal la, but I figured that all fucking Indian boys, need to grow up, I'm so sick and tired of hearing and seeing so many Indian girls who let these BOYS/WUSSES do this to them.
And silly Indian girls who let these boys do it, like come on already, if he does this now, then he's gona do worse in future. And if you want such a future then suit yourself, but if you don't then do something about it.

I'm not saying it simply.
Lets just say, been there, done that.
But its all good now, like we learn from our mistakes.
Right?

Because eventually I think we all will find someone who truly loves and be possessive about us in the right manners and never fail to express their love to us.
And maybe just maybe I have ...............but yeah!

To the rest, please be mindful is all I'm saying.

And should you girls feel as if your boyfriends falls in any one of the points mentioned above, then danger danger,because you're hitting rock bottom ,and its gona be hard coming out of that pit trust me.
Do it soon and do it neat would be my advise.

And I've been dying to have this post up for the longest time, so Indian Boys reading it don't take it personally, unless of course you're one of them, then I'm not sorry about it.
But I'm very sure many other Indian Men who read this would laugh knowing that I made perfect sense.



To end, Is he one of them?
If he is, then live with it, or live better without it.

Love love!